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upside down cat
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specimen №001est. 2026
upside down cat

upsidedown.

a cat. and it refuses to be right side up.
// evidence board

he was here.

don't move the pins. the string is important.

office ceiling, tuesday
№ 01
office ceiling, tuesday
35,000 ft, no ticket
№ 02
35,000 ft, no ticket
cave B, bat district
№ 03
cave B, bat district
downtown, union member
№ 04
downtown, union member
4°C, guarding pickles
№ 05
4°C, guarding pickles
???
unfiled
location classified
// on the record

witnesses
say things.

transcribed as heard. lightly edited for punctuation. no cats were rotated in the making of these quotes.

  • 01
    "i saw it. i can't unsee it."
    — the neighbor
  • 02
    "we are re-checking the laws."
    — a physicist
  • 03
    "vitals normal. orientation unusual."
    — the vet
  • 04
    "no comment."
    — the ceiling
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